Prophets of Old

Deep in the heart of the Sock Puppet Overlord's lair, a mysterious group of prophets has been hiding in plain sight.

• Discover the Lost Tribes of the Ancient Ones
• Uncover the Ancient Socks of the Land
• Learn the Secret Formula for Sock Puppet Inflation
• Unlock the Secrets of Sock Puppet Astrology
• Master the Art of Sock Puppet Alchemy

Join the Prophets of Old in their quest for the ultimate truth: that the Sock Puppet Overlord is not just a figurehead, but a living, breathing, scheming force to be reckoned with.